going downhill on a skate: Archive

Snowshoe mountain is friggin unbelievable. We’ve had a pretty good adventure so far and its only day 3. Tonight we hung out with some people we met and grabbed a 30 pack (yes, in WV beer is sold in 30’s not 24’s) in the hot tub downstairs while snow was falling. Needless to say, it was quite awesome!

Dec 16th

drinking tilts and PBR on my last night in town. 9AM and I am Outta here!

Dec 13th

Getting old is tough. Friday nights just aren’t what they used to be.

Mar 20th

heading over to the Canadians house to fuck some shit up!

Mar 17th

hanging out with the animal shelter girl was horrible. So I ditched her to hang out with Patrick Roy and a group of hockey players. She probably has no idea why I would prefer to hang out with a group of 40 year old guys over her.

Mar 16th

So it worked: volunteered at the animal shelter today, and am totally going out with this chick that works there tonight, she asked. LOVE IT! I almost got busted when I made a joke about the creamatorium.

Mar 14th

So, my date went really, really well.

martinis-in-a: Except for the explosive diarhea I had the entire time. BRB, I have to go shit my pants now. <3

Mar 14th

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Mar 12th

Me: wish you were here, to dance to Lady Gaga with me.	5:39 PM
Kelly: lol..id dance with ya but not to her	5:42 PM
Me: Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance. Dance, dance, just, j-j-just dance 	5:46 PM
Kelly: i do like that song though	5:46 PM
Me: you cant have it both ways.	5:48 PM

Feb 26th

Feb 25th

OMG NEVER GIVE YOUR NUMBER OUT AT A BAR TO SOMEONE...

martinis-in-a: That dude I posted about last night has texted me 10 times already. ew. also, a note to the dudes out there, don’t text the girl who gave you her number! Wait a day and then CALL her. Does anybody remember how to dial a phone? i hate texting.

Feb 25th

fucked up and listening to Crystal Method: Vegas. Wooohhaaa

Feb 25th

Feb 20th

Feb 18th

its gettin bumpin

turning the house into “Club Brady”. Techno is blasting. Whiskey pouring. Crazy lights abound.

Feb 16th

while listening to lady gaga’s “just dance” aj: You’re retarded me: why? aj: Well, it is good dance music, and I know how much you love to dance. me: so true. so true.

Feb 16th

We stole 4 glasses, a few shot glasses, and a 3-ball from the bar this past weekend. They hate us in public.

Feb 16th

Feb 10th

My life is an emo song

Lortab, Taaka, Bright Eyes, and a walk on the cold beach. ~”She’ll destroy us all before she’s through”“~

Jan 27th

Meeting someone incredible happens rare, I have been fortunate enough to meet a few this year. One of you may be reading this. Sorry Andy it is not you.

Aug 31st

jetlagging badly right now. was up until 5 last night and was tired the whole time. Today its a round of yardwork and possibly starting some work on the house.

Aug 20th

Apr 26th

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So I just got off the phone with microsoft and I am not a happy camper. Due to their ridiculous policies and totalitarian principles you are only allowed to install Windows Vista ONCE! This has caused my walk to the mac store in five minutes. Its either that or I run Linux (which I am not opposed to do it, already have a backup laptop running on unbuntu).

Apr 22nd

Today was an interesting day. I drank lots of rum, autographed April and wrote other various nothings on her, got molested twice and took an early, long, nap. Now its almost 4 in the morning and I am wide awake. Going to try and go back to sleep now.

Apr 20th

My nips were rock hard that entire game.

martinis-in-a: Gosh darn it. Man, I love the Pens and I just loooove hockey playoffs. I know this might be slightly forward of me since the only reason I read this is because April forced me to subscribe to you, but will you marry me? I’m down.

Apr 17th

My dad just randomly showed up and told me he is going to the hospital because his entire right side of his body went numb 6 or 7 times today. Hope your ok old man!!

Apr 15th

eNjoy

Apr 14th

Twitter my Litter @ twitter.com/fishsticks4you

Apr 14th

-bad things are on our horizon-

Apr 14th

fuckyoubitch: I’m thinking about never going out again. I’m beggining to hate everyone. Amen

Apr 14th

drunkenin' bloogin

Neal and I created a new drink. Whiskey + Pabst (with the blue ribbon)= The American Soldier. Whiskey snortin’ is commencin’.

Mar 26th

Mar 13th

Desperation is the English way.

Mar 13th

Had a busy day today of cleaning the house and then hanging with Mr. Cawood. Now its time to get a little stoned and watch the new South Park! I live for new seasons of shows!

Mar 12th

trailer park boys has to be one of the funniest things to ever come out of Canada, ever. Perhaps Dave Coullier could beat this show, but I’m not sure yet.

Mar 2nd

dickcheneyshotmeintheface: I need to remember this: 50 year-old lady: “Well, i dunno about this. I’m only used to putting cigarettes and dick in my mouth.”

Feb 28th

i hate my major

aprilrose: what was i thinking? does anyone know how i can get a degree in sparks, or become a sparks taste tester? My friend April posted this and it is ironic that I was looking at brewmaster schools today.

Feb 25th

live from the porch via my iPod, its phish live in Atlanta 93 3 day set. Is 8 hours really enough phish. Come get experienced with me.

Feb 23rd

sunday funday is for getting stoned and playing video games. Maybe some broads will show up.

Feb 22nd

Oy vey! Woke up with a wicked hangover. I hate how now that I drink more rarely, I get way worse hangovers than I ever have in the past. “I aint goin to work today yea why not? cuz id rather work on breakin my own bones with some style ya know” Jaks-U.S. Bombs

Feb 22nd

Feb 21st

I have no idea what I am doing...

If everyone else were to drive off a cliff, I’d be right behind the leader pushing him out of the way. Like sex with me or this blog, I doubt it will last long.

Feb 21st